First of all you are going to need a friend who is on vacation and does not have a reliable source to access wow or myspace. you will call them with a worried voice and tell them that either A. someones on their wow account spamming racial slurs in trade, or that someone is on their myspace and set everything to maximum gay. after a couple minutes of you saying different random and hilarious things (try not to laugh while talking to him) he shall most likely tell you to change his info so they can stop doing that, if you're lucky he may even give you his email and email p/w so you can retrieve his info. once logged on TAKE EVERYTHING and stay on the phone with him pretending your comp is going slow so that his account "hacker" has plenty of time to spam trade and sell everything. when you're done, tell him you got the account back, and it was too late. time for a little trip to the mailbox and a logout
