[Guybrush]

Friendly neighborhood scammaholic watchdog givin' a go.


I've experienced alot of players trying to perform the turtle mount scam, and alot of them haven't really got the social skills.

As i see it, there are 2 ways of taking on the turtle mount scam.

1. I just got a code, weeeeeee!... anyone wonna buy it?
2. Greetings! EBGames are selling out on WoW TCG Codes for items such as [spectral tiger], etc...

and most people go with choice #2 since you can sell more codes instead of just one.


During my time using the brilliant turtle mount scam (Respect to the original creator) , i have made a list of phrases that i use.
I almost never type before i have the money, other than in Trade Chat.

Anyway, here are the phrases i've written.

NOTE: i usually only spam about selling the 3 items listed below, as they are the ones that bring the most attention.

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{How much?}
Wich item do you require information about?


{How much for the tiger?}
The spectral tiger is one of our higher priced items, it will cost you [PRICE]g


{How much for the turtle?}
the turtle mount is currently [PRICE]g


{How much for the tabard?}
The Tabard of flame will cost you [PRICE]g


{How can i make sure you are not cheating me?}
We do our best to provide our customers with fully functional codes, or a money-back guarantee. Please visit [HOMEPAGE NAME HERE] for more information about our policy.


{I know you have your policy, but i can't really be certain}
We are not interested in a bad reputation.


{How do i get the tiger after i purchased the code?}
You must enter the code in the special WoW TCG Vendor "Landro Longshot" placed at Booty Bay in Stranglethorn Vale.


{sorry, i just dont trust you}
Please contact me again if you change you mind, i will be here for most of the day.


{How do we do the trade?}
Once we have received the payment by direct-trade, you will get contacted by one of our representatives within 5-10 minutes, dependant on how busy we are. He will guide you through the process.


{AFTER LINKING 2 OR MORE ITEM PRICES}
If you purchase 2 or more items you will receive a 15% discount

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I hope you folks out there can use this, since it has done me a great deal of good (If you can call the wickedness and cruelty of exploiting the minds of the lesser gifted individuals for your own benefit good)

Tripple-Trouble said "And this shall be the end of thy humble post!" - And the end it was...

[Brian Peppers]

very nice. I may acually use the bottom part when i am talking. Thanks +rep

[Guybrush]

Glad you liked it

[cokectyler]

thanks, i got a lot of PM saying "scammer reported" but i got a few people who i scammed. And i dont care, i used a scammed account.

[Darkflames]

Too...ColorFUL
But Nice! Thx