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02-03-2008
|  | Master Sergeant | | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: some place, i think
Posts: 87
Reputation: 38 | |  The WoW Diet, promises you about 78% satisfaction! loose wight and feel good!
Hello every one.
Have you ever been called:
fat
fatso
fatty
lardo
fattylard
fatt fatty fattfatt
butterbelly
doughman
doughboy
cookiemonster
cakemonster
doughcake
monsterbelly
fatass
bigass
or
fatman?
Well i am here to change all this!
with my new special diet, you can loose weight and feel good about yourself at the same time!
But i always get so many worried customers:
But Grond! Does this really work?
You bet your ass it does, and i'm not kidding when i say that!
i know you might be sceptical but here is some picture proof!
 BEFORE!!!  AFTER!!!! As you can see it is a clear improvement! My program is handmade over all my years of playing wow, and now i'm passing the findings on to you!!!!!!  SO CALL NOW AND CHANGE YOUR SELF! FOR THE BETTER! Edit: Since you guys are so intrested in this guide, i have decided to... guess what!? thats right! post it for free, and its only because i love you and repp so much! Main guide: step 1: Go buy WoW and a gamecard or two, depends on how loong you want to stay on the diet. step 2: Get hooked, you can play on a private server, but retail is more addictive. Step 3: Gameplay, you need to play atleast every hour you got free, this means: you wake up, play 30 mins, after school/work you play until dinner, after dinner you play to about 1 am. Step 4: sleep, sleep on you back with you face straight up and arms straight down the side of your body, sleep like this because then every muscle in your body is relaxed. Eating/food: what do you eat for breakfast? -nothing, you drink a glass of juice. what do i eat for dinner? - a small plate of whatever your having. whats for supper? - a slice of bread. how much should i eat like everyday? - you should keep your calorie inntake under 2000, i would suggest around 1000. Mind game: I'm getting boored of WoW, will this effect my diet? start jogging, and don't stop until you wanna go home and play! Concentration: Try to think about WoW when your at work or at school, this makes u wanna play even more when you get home. repetition: Don't start a new char at the same starting place, since you have started there before, you will find it booring! faction: Play on a normal server so you can play both alliance and horde, more variety of starting areas. Congratz this was my guide for your happines, now go out there and reach that lvl 70!
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Last edited by WoWLegend; 02-04-2008 at 07:53 PM.
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02-03-2008
|  | Contributor | | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Finland! <3
Posts: 1,004
Reputation: 112 Level up: 98%, 22 Points needed |    | | | O_O....... O_o |
02-03-2008
| | Contributor | | | Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,214
Reputation: 184 Level up: 87%, 143 Points needed | | | | Righto... I dunno wtf this is, but it made me laugh. It makes me sad to rep a thread like this, but meh.
Edit: I use my own trick to stay thin, so if you actually have a guide, well, I don't need it.
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02-03-2008
|  | Contributor | | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Try Google
Posts: 316
Reputation: 85 | | | Alriiiight... Lol, rep for a great laugh! |
02-03-2008
|  | Facebookering?  Legendary User | | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: British Columbia
Posts: 2,408
Nominated 10 Times in 4 Posts Reputation: 703 Points: 20,892, Level: 20 | Level up: 6%, 1,508 Points needed | | | O_______O
No askin for rep. 
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02-03-2008
|  | Archer | | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
Posts: 1,549
Reputation: 446 Level up: 80%, 221 Points needed | | | This, warsheep, is called a lulz thread. Its sole purpose is to give others lulz. And it does  |
02-03-2008
| | Contributor | | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Try Google
Posts: 316
Reputation: 85 | | | Now, repped, gief me mah guide! |
02-03-2008
|  | Knight-Lieutenant | | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Norway
Posts: 347
Reputation: 20 Level up: 22%, 549 Points needed | | | | i giefed rep 5 sek ago, weres mah diet gajde? gief or i baned u!
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02-03-2008
|  | The WoW Lawyer | | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: America
Posts: 1,948
Reputation: 391 Points: 12,841, Level: 14 | Level up: 42%, 759 Points needed | | |  x3. I expect my 3 guides immediately. |
02-03-2008
|  | Contributor | | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: In your attic.
Posts: 1,260
Reputation: 158 Level up: 52%, 529 Points needed | | | | HAHA! j00 GUT SCAMED LIEK EVRY OHTER INFOMERCIAL j00 HAS ORDERD FROM! |
02-03-2008
| | Contributor | | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Finland! <3
Posts: 1,004
Reputation: 112 Level up: 98%, 22 Points needed | | | | 2 rep given, wheres mah guides?! |
02-03-2008
|  | S U P R E M O | | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Downtown
Posts: 388
Reputation: 535 Level up: 7%, 843 Points needed | | | | At the names you forgot Fatty Mc Butterpants
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02-03-2008
| | Banned | | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: In Theez' bed!
Posts: 1,312
Reputation: 419 Level up: 76%, 274 Points needed | | | | Haha, this made me laugh so much, but it also got me worried. O.o
For the laugh, rep added. (x3) |
02-04-2008
| | Contributor | | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: In your attic.
Posts: 1,260
Reputation: 158 Level up: 52%, 529 Points needed | | | | I just want the cup really... |
02-04-2008
|  | Knight-Captain | | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: The Matrix
Posts: 432
Reputation: 33 Level up: 61%, 278 Points needed | | | | ehh, im still on the old fashion thing were i wake up run a mile then come home and work out for a hour. but nice guide
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