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12-21-2007
| ![[Ban Hammer]'s Avatar](http://www.mmowned.com/forums/customavatars/avatar163926_1.gif) | Federal Bureau of Moo | | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: No idea really...
Posts: 677
Reputation: 333 Level up: 78%, 245 Points needed |    | | | It's time for WOW JOKES!
Hello, i am gonna post some wow jokes and you're welcome also to do that :)
Here they come:
Q: Do you have a life?
A: Mote or primal?
Q: What is murloc's favorite food?
A: Fish 'n Ships
Q: How many rogues does it takes to kill a paladin?
A: 2, 1 is attacking him and the other are waiting in the inn.
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A human army marshes through the Barrens on their way to attack Orgrimmar. Suddenly, a shaman runs out from behind a hill taunts them and run back. The human general sends a pair of soldiers after him. After a while, the shamans comes back, taunts them, and runs away again. This time the general sends 20 men after him. Still the shaman comes back, perfectly unharmed, and taunts them again.
By now, the general is really pissed off, and sends the whole army after him.
Time goes by, and after a while one soldier comes crawling back to the officer.
"Sir, it was a trap, there were two of them"
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Q: What does rogues and noobs have in common?
A: They both pick locks!
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Yo' mommas so fat she joined an Arena and got stuck.
Yo' mommas so fat she uses the XXXL Dark Portal
Yo' mommas so fat, she was on holiday in mulgore, and the tauren tried to mount her.
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A Gnome Warlock walks into a bar.
Everybody screams and laughs "NOOB"
Gnome warlock goes to the forum to create a "Nerf Bars!" post.
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How many Blizzard Developers does it take to replace a broken lightbulb?
None. It's working as intended.
It's the one i got atm :) gogo add some more |
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12-21-2007
|  | Contributor | | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Sweden
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Reputation: 142 Level up: 18%, 739 Points needed | | | | Wtf is real life, and where do I download it?
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12-21-2007
|  | Master Sergeant | | | Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 135
Reputation: 12 Level up: 90%, 53 Points needed | | | | I Rofl'ed at the one about the shammysXD
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12-21-2007
|  | Contributor | | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Sandbawx
Posts: 1,114
Reputation: 214 Level up: 95%, 46 Points needed | | | | I just made this one up, its pretty lame
Whats the difference between a bubble pally and a pimple?
You can at least one shot pimples
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12-23-2007
| | Private | | | Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 14
Reputation: 6 Level up: 65%, 178 Points needed | | | | Heres one for the oldschool raiders out there. It drove my GM crazy.
What do you get if you give Baron Gedon a sword?
Arm-A-Gedon!!!!!!! |
12-23-2007
|  | Contributor | | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: oh hai
Posts: 1,327
Reputation: 300 Level up: 69%, 342 Points needed | | | | How many paladins does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to change it and one to uphold the light. |
12-23-2007
|  | Contributor | | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Snail land
Posts: 944
Reputation: 239 Level up: 50%, 450 Points needed | | | | You Know Why They Call Em Nightelfs right?
Cus they can go allllll Nighttt Long..... |
12-23-2007
| | Retired User Legendary User | | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: England
Posts: 699
Reputation: 646 Level up: 22%, 547 Points needed | | | Quote:
Originally Posted by snail123  You Know Why They Call Em Nightelfs right?
Cus they can go allllll Nighttt Long..... |
Thats a quote from Time Gnomes But I liek the jokes keep 'um coming, quite amusing ^^
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12-24-2007
| ![Brisi[NOR]'s Avatar](http://www.mmowned.com/forums/customavatars/avatar61691_4.gif) | Knight-Champion | | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Shattrath City
Posts: 572
Reputation: 48 | | | How many rogues does it take to kill a warrior?
Why even bother?
(Might not be funny but it's true) |
12-25-2007
|  | The WoW Lawyer | | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: America
Posts: 1,948
Reputation: 391 Level up: 31%, 763 Points needed | | | Instead of being lame, most of those were actually pretty good.  |
12-25-2007
| | Knight-Champion | | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Your left earlobe
Posts: 535
Reputation: 45 | | | Yo momma is so fat that when the tauren saw her, they felt bad about making fun of the gnomes belittlement all these years and went to apologize to them, after standing next to your mom and seeing what it feels like to be small.
I just whipped that one up. I dont like it. Hope you do.
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12-25-2007
|  | Corporal | | | Join Date: Dec 2007
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Reputation: 14 Level up: 8%, 463 Points needed | | | | Yo mama's SO FAT, she needs 2 Hearthstones!
Yo mama's SO LAZY she wants the Burning Steppes to install a burning escalator.
Yo mama's SO FAT her menstruations are called 'The Swamp of Sorrows'.
Yo mama's SO FAT she can quest in Ashenvale and aggro mobs from Thousand Needles.
Yo mama's SO DUMB she needs Arcane Brilliance to get a positive IQ.
Yo mama's SO FAT rogues don't backstab her, they don't want to spend the 5 mintues on the trip to get behind her.
Last edited by bakabaka; 12-25-2007 at 11:57 PM.
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12-26-2007
|  | Knight | | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Georgia(USA)
Posts: 203
Reputation: 12 | | | I lol'd at the shaman Joke! |
12-26-2007
|  | Mr. Negative Himself | | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Over there ->
Posts: 3,881
Reputation: 466 Points: 12,456, Level: 14 | Level up: 12%, 1,144 Points needed | | | Quote:
How many Blizzard Developers does it take to replace a broken lightbulb?
None. It's working as intended.
| LOL, that's a good one.
The shaman one was obviously before patch 2.0 though :\ |
12-26-2007
|  | Knight-Champion | | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: In a cinema near you
Posts: 468
Reputation: 70 | | what do you get when you cross a prostitute with a female member of the horde? for the whore | | |
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