[MGM]

hello everyone, this is the story of a kid that saved his sister life and himself with wow skill

A Norwegian boy named Hans Jorgen Olsen, 12 years old, went out walking with his younger, 10 year old, sister in the woods. They happened upon an angry moose, who attacked his sister. And that’s where his learned WoW techniques came into play.


This is Hans the Moose-Taunter, feigner of death!

Hans plays WoW, and World of Warcraft has taught Hans a few useful skills when faced with gigantic crazed mammals. First he tauntedthe moose, hitting it repeatedly with a stick (if I’m reading that part correctly), which is obviously a WoW skill. This allowed the little girl, Hans’ sister, to escape. Then, when the crazed moose focused its attention on Hans, he utilized another skill learned form WoW: he feigned death.

Oddly, this all worked. The moose kicked at Hans a few times then, thinking him dead, left. So don’t say video games never did anything for anyone. It saved one, and possibly two, lives this day.

[[Seethezorz]]

Hitting it repeatedly with a stick?

...

Feigning Death?

Yeah, it's a skill in WoW, but seriously, common sense?

And this is a repost I believe.

[Relz]

I would have preferred to use Sprint.

[Slippers]

What if FD gets resisted?!

Screw that, I'm not taking any chances: /cast bubble hearth.

[Nikolev]

O simple Soothe animal, but anyways it works for the kiddo and i dont think that he can pretend death if he dont play wow and play something else.

[Slippers]

Originally Posted by Nikolev

O simple Soothe animal, but anyways it works for the kiddo and i dont think that he can pretend death if he dont play wow and play something else.

Only WoW would give a kid such a weird example to follow.

[bloodninja]

phh, i would've vanished.

[Unholy[S]haman]

Scare beasts noobs.

[IlluzionE]

He's a noob, I would pretend i would be a frostmage with 1000+ spell damage, and über kiter i would start picking up snowballs aka 'frostbolts' cast at him that would give chill effects 50% slowing moose, than i would repeatly throw snow on my self 'Ice barrier' of course 'me and my sister -im hans- build an igloo when i was low hp I JUMPED INTO THE IGLO "AKA ICEBLOCK" until the bear went away.

[EmiloZ]

1) Fear ( He should just begin sing)
2) He should pick op he's wand ( a piece of wood and a lighter )
3) He should crit 10000000 fire damage whit he's "wand"
4) He should go home and eat cookie

[karach]

meh doesnt have to be wow maybe he learned it from the tv or something

[CrimsonDragon222]

That kid is just plain stupid. He could have got killed. I would've just stealthed away while the moose wasn't looking. :P

[Icicle]

Run then rez your sister. imo

[2dgreengiant]

did he use .cheat god?

[darkfox92]

Haha, heard it before