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Get onto Stormwind AH [FOR THE RETARDED!] - 11-19-2007

Hello!
My name is Wajje, and welcome to the first part of Exploration for the retarded series.
First off, you need a world of warcraft account. ([Only registered and activated users can see links. ] ([Only registered and activated users can see links. ])
Secondly, you need a alliance character, on a random server.
Random means any.

Make a level 1 human (Random class! Random means any, and class is that thing you choose when you CREATE A CHARACTER) char (Special children fail a lot, so for you not to be embarrassed make a level 1).
Run into Stormwind. (That's the human capital).

Then run into the Auction house (That's where you buy and sell. Buy and sell is like what you do with pimps and hoes).
Now my children, comes the extremely hard part. THE JUMPING!!!! *Psycho music in background*

First; Stand like this:

Then "jump" forward, press SPACEBAR and the ARROW that points UP. (the big long thing on your keyboard
You should now stand like this:


DONT CRY CHILDREN! It's perfectly alright for you to cry, dont be shy! Everyone is not perfect.
Just keep trying until you get there!

Now for the less retarded, you might have gotten this far, now. Use your MOUSE to TURN(Rightclick and hold) and face towards the happy place! (AH dudes).

Wow! Almost there! Perhaps call your assistant, because on this part many breaks down and goes rampage and kill everyone in their path.
Jump forward!
AND YOUR DONE!
HURRAY!! I CANT BELIVE IT!!



HURRAY!!!!

This is a greeting from the friendly and helpful Wajje.
Please join us for next week's RETARDED EXPLORATION


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Re: Get onto Stormwind AH [FOR THE RETARDED!] - 11-19-2007

lol........
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Re: Get onto Stormwind AH [FOR THE RETARDED!] - 11-19-2007

Go on children, spread the word! Let every special child in the world know about Uncle Wajje's helpful Exploration!
Made especially for the retarded.
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Re: Get onto Stormwind AH [FOR THE RETARDED!] - 11-19-2007

Imba thanks man i didnt know that befora YUPIII :P rofl
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Re: Get onto Stormwind AH [FOR THE RETARDED!] - 11-19-2007

rofl ... loved tht
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Re: Get onto Stormwind AH [FOR THE RETARDED!] - 11-19-2007

Wow, I must be epic, I managed to wall jump up above and get onto the hanging candles!

Notice how there is actually a level 1 that has read your guide and managed to get onto AH!!!
Unless he's just extremely clever and has ninja skills or something.

[This thread is full of sarcasm]
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Re: Get onto Stormwind AH [FOR THE RETARDED!] - 11-19-2007

this is epic!!
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Re: Get onto Stormwind AH [FOR THE RETARDED!] - 11-19-2007

Wow... I thought this was actually going to be useful... it's like "Wow! OMG! Like typezorz /dance and dance! L33T!!!!!!1111


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Re: Get onto Stormwind AH [FOR THE RETARDED!] - 11-19-2007

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Originally Posted by poopsticks View Post
I get stuck at the first part, I can't find Stormwind! Can someone post some coords please!
If your not serious,lol. If you are serious, and you mae a human, and cant find SW.....
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I get stuck at the first part, I can't find Stormwind! Can someone post some coords please!
Please tell me your joking...


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Re: Get onto Stormwind AH [FOR THE RETARDED!] - 11-19-2007

...............FAIL!

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Re: Get onto Stormwind AH [FOR THE RETARDED!] - 11-19-2007

I lol'd. Its retarded, but funny.


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Re: Get onto Stormwind AH [FOR THE RETARDED!] - 11-20-2007

What is World of warcraft?


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Re: Get onto Stormwind AH [FOR THE RETARDED!] - 11-20-2007

:youwin:
Epic
dude if only i knew about this before i quit WoW it would have made me a better person...


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Re: Get onto Stormwind AH [FOR THE RETARDED!] - 11-20-2007

Epix Post!




Marlo was here || idusy was here cause he feels left out || Im in ur sig , shardin ur letters - Flying Piggy || Errage was here- Wait, what? || ''Edge was here'' imo =P
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