Snoop dogg jokes

[Aestysu]

Q) Why does Snoop Dogg Carry An Umbrella??
A) Fo' Drizzle

Q) What does Snoop Dogg wash his clothes with?
A) blee-aachhhh!!

Q) Why did Snoop Dogg buy a german cook book?
A) Fo' schizlet

Q) If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh what would his name be?
A) Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh

Q) What does snoop dogg eat for dinner?
A) spa-GHETTO!!!

Q) What does snoop use wash his car?
A) His hose

Q) What’s the difference between Snoop Dogg and an apple?
A) Snoop Dogg ****ed yo teacher!!!!

Q) What is Snoop Dogg’s favorite tool?
A) Da Chizel!

Q) What does Snoop Dogg listen for while cooking his bacon?
A) Fo’ Sizzle!

Q) What did snoop dogg tell 50 cent when he saw him putting on a sweater?
A) Hey G, you knit?

Creds

[BonutDot]

Q) What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
A) Dr. Dre

[Jadd]

These are pwnage!

[~OddBall~]

Q) What’s the difference between Snoop Dogg and an apple?
A) Snoop Dogg ****ed yo teacher!!!!