I get there, they welcome me, so far so good.
Blah blah, tell what you want.
"I'm looking for pictures showing how much i totally own noobs"
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Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: LisaW
LisaW: Welcome to ChaCha!
LisaW: Hello!
You: HI!
LisaW: How are you?
You: not bad
LisaW: How may I assist you?
You: I'm looking for pictures showing how much i totally own noobs
LisaW: hmmm ok
You: i get so many frags in FPS's
LisaW: Please give me a few moments while I get the info you are seeking.
You: and like, i hit people for like, 8900 damage,
You: They're like "HAX" and i'm li,e you know, i'm pro
LisaW: lawl
You: Then i get banned for hacking..
LisaW: hmm not good
LisaW: I am not able to find pics for you
You: fortunatly i don't hack, i'm just pro, just i hit the admins for 899
LisaW: would you like me to transfer you ?
You: pft, i can't see what i'm typing, i'll figure it out later .
You: I don't realy mind, i just know this admin needs to see pictures of how much i own
LisaW: well I cant find out how much you own
You: So he can be "Oh wow, you own too much, i will unban you"
You: But i own... how can you not find pictures of how much i own

LisaW: ok
LisaW: let me see
LisaW: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
I really wish i could see what the heck i was typing, i get the very top of my letters in the chat box, and after i get passed the first line i'm guessing that i typed it right
Pretty neat site though :P
Also nice that you can tell they're real people. You honestly couldn't get some fancy shmancy employee for a big company to respond with "Lawl"
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: saraa
saraa: Welcome to ChaCha!
saraa: Hello there! How may I help you w/ your search?
You: I'm looking for a picture that says "I own this much" and then a guy holding out his hands really big.
You: So i can make noobs feel bad that they own like this much |--|
saraa: OK, let me see. I will be right back!

saraa: I did find a great picture w/ a man with his arms stretched, but no money.
You: Awww
You: Aparently no one owns as much as i do or they'de have like, 300 pictures of it.
saraa: Let me continue searching.
saraa: Is the second picture helpful?
You: Ha ha, sweet
You: Sure, thanks

You: By the way, are you using chacha's search engine for these things? o_O
saraa: No.
saraa: Why do you ask?
You: Ha, i was just wondering. It seems like it would be odd looking for some of these things.
You: Just google or something? :P
saraa: Yes, I use other search engines, I also use chacha, but it's easier to find picture w/ other search engines.
saraa: Please take a look at the last site!
saraa: I think it might be just the one you are looking for!
You: Heh, alright sweet, tyvm

saraa: One more!
You: Aww, look how happy and rich he is.
http://www.i-magin-ation.com/Newslet...wing_money.jpg
saraa: Money does make some people happy.
You: Wait, those are all ones. HE TRICKED ME.
saraa: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
saraa: All ones, hahaha.
You: No, that's all. Unless you can find the same picture, except with like, 100s :O
saraa: What about the last one, I sent more, is that ones too?
You: Alright, well i think i'm good, tyvm

saraa: YOur welcome, Thanks for searching chacha! bye have a great night!
You: You too.
saraa: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended
..... Don't ask what money has to do with ownage.
I can never bear myself to start acting stupid when it's a 1v1 convo with some guy i don't know, or seems at the least bit professional >.<
Honestly nothing you couldn't google.... but whatever :P