[Arthas117]

I do this for fun... And I hope some people like it

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Episode 1: Teh Party

Story Teller: A long time ago in a world called WoW

Arthas: LFG BT
Thrall: go for it u seem to no how to heal
Arthas: soz i wont heal im dps
Thrall: ur kiddin ritez!?
Arthas: nah look i haz artifact [Frostmourne]
Thrall: /care
Arthas: go for it im dps u seem to have good tanking gear
Thrall: wtf im dps ffs im shammy
Arthas: wtf n00b get a tank n heal
Thrall: w8 i haz one...
*Malfurion joins party*
Malfurion: yo
Thrall: yo heal
Malfurion: naah im spell dps
Thrall: ...
Arthas: i haz a heal then
*Akama joins party*
Akama: wtf do u want?
Arthas: bt i want, u heal i want
Akama: lol i only haz 3000k mana but sure
Arthas: got any good artifact?
*Breaks out silence*
Akama: uhm... i haz a skull talisman and two kamas
Thrall: LOL Twokama XD
Malfurion: lol
Akama: Shtfu its ma bro
Thrall: i gotz a main heal!111
*Tyrande joins party*
Tyrande: hi guys what do u want?
Akama: lemme give u a list 1. ur boobs 2. epix
3. main heal - u
Tyrande: ahh im specced shadow but sure
Thrall: go for it... arthas convert to raid i got a prot specc here
*You've joined a raid group*
Thrall: LOL furion and tyrande is ignoring him for owning down their demigod
Akama: LOL HOW LAME
*Grom joins raid group 2*
Grom: yoo guys what do u want me to do?
Thrall: tank <---yo
Grom: sure if u pay me some n00dz im thirsty
Akama: cod sended
Grom: woot ty <3 ya
Thrall: np m8^^ now inv some more
Arthas: lol i haz...4
Thrall: inv them ffs
*Chuck Norris joins raid group 2*
ChuckNorris: haiii guys
Thrall: wtf its teh allmighty sexiii chuck norris!1!1!1111
Arthas: lol ye w8 u cant w8 for what i haz
*Kael'thas joins raid group 2*
Kael'thas: yooh ppl
Malfurion: woot hi belf
Keal'thas: this party is for bt? <---arcane speccz0rdz
*Vashj joins raid group 2*
Vashj: hi guys im survival^^
Arthas: hey baby inv someone more well stay at 10 ppl
*Leeroy joins raid group 2*
Thrall: ......
*Leeroy has been kicked out of the group*
Vashj: w8 i haz someone
*Maiev joins raid group 2*
Arthas: yo sexy elf well go like this
Maiev: ok i got one prob: AKAMAS LOCKIN ME INSIDE SOME GOD DAMN PRISON!11111
Thrall: so... whos attuned?
*silence*
Akama: wow here our big path begins
ChuckNorris: no... begun the haxx war haz^^

Episode 2: Teh Attunement

OBS: I had no time to make anything fun and I hope this is enough...

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Arthas: ok guys nows tah akama event
Maiev: lol this is gonna be cool
Akama: w8 thats me!1111
Akama says: ok guys stay here ill handle with this
Vagath says: omfg dude there are some players here!1111111
Thrall: lol this is fake
ChuckNorris: orly ><
Maiev: 20 bucks on teh fact ChuckNorris r girl irl
Arthas: ma turn, 70 buckz on teh fact vagathz virgin
Akama whispers: stay here ill kill ya for a while m8
Thrall: omfg thatz called dps!11111 crit 35k
Vashj: taste my fkn aimed sh000t!111
*Vashj casts Aimed Shot at Akama and crits for 1k*
Thrall: ...
*All in the raid group has died*
Akama says: r4pz0rdz XDD 50k honor for this ;D
Vagath says: me want to!111111
Maiev: oh here i come if im right
Akama says: another time m8
Vagath says: ahh cya then
*Akama casts mass ressurect*
Akama says: soz guys just had to, nevah betray tah betrayer in front of his lietaunts or wtf they r called
Maiev says: wtf if u also wanna kill that guy then just release me son of a b!tch1
Akama says: soz m8 its about time
Maiev: this isnt fcking right
Thrall: so it was when u inved leeroy >_<
Arthas: shtfu guys now were attuned now lets move to tah templa!11
Kael'thas: im sick of walking...
*Kael'thas begins to cast portal to black templeh*
*everyone right clicks teh portal*
Void Reaver says: ok guys im ordered by that kil'jaeden guy to defend this place
Kael'thas: lol m8 move along i give u a cookie
Void Reaver says: lol gief!11111
Kael'thas: no way its mine muahahahahaa
Void Reaver says: ur fukn kiddinz!?
*Void Reaver begins to cast Shadow Bolt Volley*
Malfurion: ok im kinda tiradz of this
*Malfurion casts Boomk1n*
Arthas: omfg a monstah!1111 ruun for ur fckin lieez!11111
*Malfurion begins to cast starfire at Void Reaver*
*Malfurion's star fire crits Void Reaver for 5k*
ChuckNorris: omfg what a crit >_< look at this
*Chuck Norris' auto shot crits Void Reaver for 5000k*
Void Reaver says: omfg gief that thing
*Void Reaver got disconected from server*
Grom: OMG NO EPIX!111111111111
*Grom cries at Maiev's shoulder*
Maiev: ur always targetin me m8?
Grom: soz those b0bz look niez ;D
*Maiev begins to cast Bitch Slap*
*Maiev's Bitch Slap crits Grom for 500k*
Grom: wow thats hawt... priest ress ffs!1111

Episode 3
Downin Naj'entus


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Arthas: ok starting dmg meter 1337.0 now
Arthas: lol this looks scary i wont enter
Thrall: why not? it feels like homeh!1
Arthas: it miiht curse my heartstone
Vashj: so u will hs home when at illidan?+
Kael'thas: ye explain urself damn pally
Arthas: not rly... but at shade of akam i might give up
ChuckNorris: ...
*ChuckNorris has gone offline*
*ChuckNorris has came online*
ChuckNorris: ok now i gonna delete this
*ChuckNorris drops item [Great Gun of Chuck Norris]*
*ChuckNorris has gone offline*
*ChuckNorris has came online*
ChuckNorris: LOL i got scamzord!1111
Malfurion: whaa???
Tyrande: omg he deleted ur great gun!1111
Maiev: roll huntard no scamz on us
Kael'thas: im not dissapointed
Vashj: lol
Thrall: lol
Tyrande: now lets not cry get thru the portal ffs
Arthas: Damage Meter 1337.0 Report
Arthas: Thrall - 0
Arthas: Vashj - 0
Arthas: Kael'thas - 0
Arthas: ChuckNorris - 0
Arthas: Tyrande - 0
Arthas: Malfurion - 0
Arthas: Maiev - 0
Arthas: Jaina - 0
Arthas: Akama - 0
Arthas: Arthas - -1337
Arthas: Been running for 20 minutes
Thrall: lol lets enter
Akama: yeh enter NOW i hungah
Welcome to the mf Black Temple, led by a badass nelf demon called illidan.
Enjoy your epics and dont kill to many mobs
Thrall: ...
Akama: yeh shtfu now lets kill some mobs
Water Elemental says: wtf guys they are alrdy here!111
Highlord Naj'entus says: LOL theyre hacking ffs!111
Naga Highlord says: dont worry guys we respawn the 25 december 2007
NOTE: That explainz how old this topic rly is, lol
*3 hours later*
Highlord Naj'entus says: omfg those haxaz are here
Arthas: so? ma artifact crush u
Akama: ok chaaarge ffs
*Kael'thas begins to cast fireball*
Thrall: d00d werent u arcane oO
Kael'thas: shtfu plateshaámmmy111111111111
Highlord Naj'entus says: Kael'thas i've herd teh legend about ur cookies.. gief one?
Kael'thas: if i rode wowwiki right i think you ask that in third phase... nah soz
Highlord Naj'entus yells: wtf nooooo taste the flames of sulfuron
*Highlord Naj'entus begins to cast Fake Old God*
*High Lord Naj'entus' Fake Old God crits himself for 300k*
Malfurion: lol taste teh spam powah of teh dr00d5
*Malfurion's Moonfire crits Highlord Naj'entus for 1337*
*Malfurion's Moonfire crits Highlord Naj'entus for 1337*
*Malfurion's Moonfire crits Highlord Naj'entus for 1337*
*Malfurion's Moonfire crits Highlord Naj'entus for 1337*
*Malfurion's Moonfire crits Highlord Naj'entus for 1337*
*Malfurion's Moonfire crits Highlord Naj'entus for 1337*
*Malfurion's Moonfire crits Highlord Naj'entus for 1337*
*Malfurion's Moonfire crits Highlord Naj'entus for 1337*
*Malfurion's Moonfire crits Highlord Naj'entus for 1337*
*Malfurion's Moonfire crits Highlord Naj'entus for 1337*
*Malfurion's Moonfire crits Highlord Naj'entus for 1337*
*Malfurion's Moonfire crits Highlord Naj'entus for 1337*
*40 minutes later*
Highlord Naj'entus says: those damn sexy l33t crits r making me sick...
*Highlord Naj'entus begins to cast Haxx Death*
*Malfurion dies*
Thrall: lol he haz 20k hp remaining
*Thrall's Shammy Mortal Strike crits Highlord Naj'entus for 5*
Kael'thas ...
Highlord Naj'entus says: Now i entah teh third phase now gief my cookie kael'thas!11
Kael'thas: sure m8 there ya go
*Kael'thas conjures item "Cookie of Instant OP Death"*
Highlord Naj'entus says: ty m8
*Highlord Naj'entus dies*
Malfurion: ...
Maiev: for teh first time eva... i think i gonna reroll mage!111
Thrall: lemme loot
Loot:
30 copper

Surprise for Thrall
Trinket
Requries having a cock bigger than 2 cm
+300000000000000 stamina
"Fat guys, small cocks..."


ChuckNorris: that just made me cry...
*ChuckNorris has left the party*
Maiev: i think we only haz one plan left
Thrall: DONT DO IT!!!!!111111
*Leeroy has joined raid group 2*

Episode 4
Supremus Down?

Will they make it with Leeroy in the party? Will he make a mass aggro and fail them all? And why are <GM>Medivh in Black Temple? Lets find out...


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Thrall: that thing made me cry
Leeroy: lets forget it m8 look i haz chicken
Malfurion: carebears jumping around
Akama: ur funny
Malfurion: u to babe
Tyrande: furry baby dont do this to me u know what happen last time
Malfurion: NOT THE SMITE AGAIN sozzzzz babe
Thrall: ok guys u dont like me and i sure as hell dont like u... lets get a move on and get a rid of those damn elementals
Leeroy: alrit guys lets do diz
Maiev: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONTTT DOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!111
Leeroy: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.......... ....................JEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Tyrande: heal on its way m8
Thrall: w8 wtf is this? he actually dps em down
Akama: lol look at this xO screenshotted and reported to gm
*Leeroy's Seal of Rightenious crits Water Elemental for 1461337*
*Tyrande begins to perform Bitch Slap at Malfurion for cheating*
*Tyrande's Bitch Slap crits Malfurion for 1337*
*Malfurion dies*
Thrall: hope u got that in teh screen also xD
Maiev: lolololololololololhappyfaceh
Akama: ticket sent
*3 mins later*
<GM>[Medivh] whispers: The sun is gone and the moon blows up. Medivh the great rp-boy is slowly walking into the temple. What do you want Akama?
Akama: this lerroy guys cheating dmg11
<GM>[Medivh] is appearing at the n00b raids location
<GM>[Medivh] says: Hey, you, Leeroy, stay there, its over. The grammarboys have been hunting you for a long time. Now you're back, with cheating damage?
Leeroy: we haz chicken!11
*Leeroy begins to cast spell Disconnect Grammarboy at Medivh*
*Leeroy's Disconnect Grammarboy crits Medivh for 999999999*
Thrall: puh, next time id use Banhammer rank 1337 at him
Akama: lolz many ranks how u afford that?
Thrall: i haz big secret... im sargeras whoore
Tyrande: woot how much he pays?
Thrall: 3copper per blowjob
Malfurion: wow u seem to do it alot
Maiev: ok lets stop this bullshit now lets get a move on
Leeroy: woot he comes runnin!!!1111
Supremus says: hey guys seems u didnt get any t6 *lols*
Thrall: /cry dont tell me that shit again or i.......ehm.......tell Bandidoz!
Supremus says: i r hell angel from heaven
Arthas: whut u r haxin1111111111111111111111111111
*Supremus begins to cast Lich Slap*
*Supremus' Lich Slap crits Thrall for 200*
*Thrall dies*
Maiev: ...
Kaelthas: enuff of this... gay powah aid meeeh1
*Kaelthas begins to cast pyroblast*
*Kaelthas' Pyroblast crits Supremus for 64k*
Kaelthas: lol crit record ;D
Supremus says: woot
*Vashj begins to cast Aimed Shot*
[System Message]: Server restart in 5...
*Vashj's Aimed Shot crits Supremus for 900k*
Vashj: rapzordz
Supremus yells: no loot for u muahaha
*Disconnected from server*

Episode IV: WTF BALNAZZAR WANNABES EVERYWHERE!?

Ok... So they got disconnected by <GM>Medivh, and now they wont get any loot from Supremus... Is he dead or not?
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Thrall: ahh great im logged on ;D
Leeroy: lol this doesnt look like brd
Tyrande: still farming that tauren shit?
Kael'thas: me and vashj did a run yesterday.. still horny on ur pet babe...
Malfurion: lol lemme guess, u made it to second boss?
Vashj: first actually
Grom: ...
Thrall: look wtf is that thing?
Leeroy: least its not a chicken
Akama: lol this cant be serious... Illidan still got those damn Balnazzar wannabes running around
*Vashj laughs at Leeroy*
*Leeroy casts spell Dumbass Jenkins Pull*
Thrall: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Leeroy: alright guys lets go LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERO YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy
Balnazzar wannabe yells: ****ING JENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
*Balnazzar Wannabe's Fuwk Teh Gramar crits Leeroy for 1337*
*Leeroy dies*
Akama: poor guy
*Akama begins to cast BOOM AOE HEADSHOT RANK 1337*
Thrall:
<30 minutes later>
*Akama casts BOOM AOE HEADSHOT RANK 1337 at All Balnazzar Wannabes*
*Balnazzar Wannabe dies*
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Balnazzar Wannabe yells: You think you can match the light of a druglord?
Leeroy: spams!111 now ress ffs
Arthas: ok w8 i'm confused of all this spam... wheres my ress???????? xO
Grom: omg try pick at P
Arthas: OMG!!!!!
Thrall: whut?
Arthas: didnt know i had more spells than seal of rightenious and this freakin great holy light
Malfurion: lol now we know why u make that dps -.-"
Arthas: Reporting DPS Lists 1337 (has been running for 70 minutes)
Arthas: Akama - 593835.345
Arthas: Leeroy - 253.000
Arthas: Thrall - 1987
Arthas: Grom - 1337
Arthas: Maiev - 4FK DMG
Arthas: Kael'thas - 60k
Arthas: Vashj - 350
Arthas: All the other dpsors was way to low to be shown on the list...
Grom: lol thats what i call 1337 dmg tank ;D
Malfurion: lol i think Groms horny
Grom: yeah i think Malfurions nubzy... have u seen his attack bars? ;D
Malfurion: whut?
Leeroy: think so, i r clickzor btw
Malfurion: maah bars are teh l33tness
Grom: yeah? ok here it goes
Malfurion: LOL DONT DO IT!!!!1111111
Grom: 1: Starfire 2: Starfire 3: Starfire 4: Moonfire 5: Moonfire 6: Moonfire 7: Moonfire 8: Wrath 9: Wrath 10: yell macro with "lol noob" -: Spam macro with HELL NO DONT DO IT and =: spam macro with "i r teh l33tness"
Leeroy: lol that guy seem to dunno how to missclick
Grom: and he still does!!!111111
Malfurion: ss or it didnt happen
Grom: [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
Thrall: lol thats hilarious
Arthas: LOL!!!!!!!
Leeroy: dont he have a sleep and awake n00b dr00ds macro also?
Maiev: lol
Kael'thas: woot teh sexy elfs back?
Maiev: yeh i was afk a while my son needed a blowjob
Thrall: ...
Shade of Akama yells: Lets discuss this bullshit later on, now my damn serveants gonna summon maah fat ass
Arthas: It's begone... Young heroes, I was once like you.......
Thrall: ...yeye eeryones heard that allready attack ffs!!! taste the dps of teh plate shammy!111111
*Thrall crits Ashtounge Serveant for 5*

[shade599]

Originally Posted by Arthas117

*Leeroy joins raid group 2*
Thrall: ......
*Leeroy has been kicked out of the group*

xD (Filler)

[Xcynic]

Originally Posted by Arthas117

I Arthas: yo sexy elf well go like this
Maiev: ok i got one prob: AKAMAS LOCKIN ME INSIDE SOME GOD DAMN PRISON!1111111

hahaha laughing my ass of xD

Good work man! continue with it xD

[Greed]

i want to see more

[V!persting]

Didn't some1 else post this about MT Hyjal? SSC?

[Arthas117]

On the worldofwarcraft us forums yes, but this is my version, and with other ppl + black temple i'll make a continue now

[Arthas117]

Episode 4 added ;D

[Chrissorox]

Thats freaking wicked.. keep it up

[Arthas117]

Episode 5 added

[thpthpthp]

this deserves +2keal'thas cookies! keep em comin woot!

edit: gess i "cant give keal'thas cookies to this thread" sorry =(

[Bmxpassion]

ugh want to read but no time... but what iv read there good

[Teh Sirus]

LMFAO!

Tyrande: hi guys what do u want?
Akama: lemme give u a list 1. ur boobs 2. epix
3. main heal - u

[kaduvil]

Originally Posted by Teh Sirus

LMFAO!

Tyrande: hi guys what do u want?
Akama: lemme give u a list 1. ur boobs 2. epix
3. main heal - u

hahahahah! XD

[Arthas117]

lol seems some people enjoyed this, so I'll continue...NOW

[Illidan1]

Gotta love my Real name is Leroy :P