[Stephen Colbert]

This is a detailed response to a post made by banger in the Bots and Programs section.


Note, this guide may be offensive to some.


I am making it here so that overs can use it for reference and all the such.




Running Glider While Dead
Your going to need quite a bit of supplies for this delicate operation and so that you can make sure your bot will run for the maximum amount of time w/o being shut down.

Here are a few things your going to need that you can find around your house:
1. Ducktape
2. A cereal bowl.
3. A large salad or popcorn bowl.
4. A death wish.


To begin w/, set up glider. There are plenty of guides on how to do that, and once you are done, visit FP's forum so that you can glide safely, thus allowing your gliding time to increase greatly.

FP's Guide: [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Now, let glider run and start leveling your character. For tons of profiles for this, go to [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Alright, now that you have gotten this far, it is time to get a weapon. Surprisingly, a gun would be the most effective tool for this.

To obtain a gun:
1. DO NOT go to a gun store. You will be forced to wait quite a few days and that would thus ruin the entire point.

2. Go to the nearest ghetto. Dress gangster-like or else most of the people will completely ignore you.
How to become a gangsta: [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

3. Now, once you find a potientally effective ghetto, search for large groups of very masculine tattoo'd men. DO NOT APPROACH THEM. They will hurt you.

4. Instead, look around them, and try to find a suspicous man dressed much like the men nearby.

Here is what to look for:

5. Now slowly approach him and ask if you may buy a 'piece'.

6. If he says yes, ask if it is loaded.

7. If he says yes again, buy your new gun.



Now, return home, and hopefully glider has gotten your character quite a few levels.

Call up a buddy who knows how to run glider, say your going to be gone for a good while, and then ask him to show up to your house every once in a while to check up on glider and make sure your not banned or watev.


Now, ducktape the cereal bowl to the side of your head the climb into a trashcan. With one hand hold the popcorn bowl over the ducktaped cereal bowl (this will greatly minimze a bloody mess) and hold the gun to the other side.

Do what you need to do.


To make sure glider runs for the max amount of time....
-Ducktape all the doors and leave the window half open for your buddy to climb in.
-Leave a note saved on your desktop saying your last wishes, the first one being to leave glider on.

[aflacattack]

LMAO, brb, gonna try this...