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Mallak · #1 07-23-2008

I was looking through the GTA Forums and found this

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It is hilarious, considering he reviews them and hasn't even played them.
(P.S I am not religious)

killlah4 · #2 07-23-2008

"but all the symbolism is very confusing since it was written by a Japanese guy)."

So because the guy is Japanese it's confusing? Makes sense..

Really like the names of the Christian games : Bibleman: A Fight For Faith, Soldier of God & Bible Defenders, Left Behind: Eternal Forces.
Perfect for brainwashing young children.

dmc22 · #3 07-24-2008

well wow he is insinuating that homo-sexuality is unholy and wrong.
He's going to have Christians on his ass as well because of the saying in the bible "come as you are" not come as a judgmental human being says because he misinterprets the bible, brain washes children into extremists against games that in fact are rated M "kids under the age of 17 cant play them". If a kid under that age is able to play them then that game does not make an already unstable child unstable.

The fact that he lumps i pods macs with the devil symbolism is beyond me.
Not to mention that there is a fair amount of discrimination against the Japanese in one of his reviews. I doubt any person in their right mind would defend a homophobic racist, extremist whom associates i-pods with the devil out of no logical reason. And oddly enough hes rating games with crosses; its a holy symbol and all, but rating games with a tool used to brutally kill people. "not just Jesus as obvious as it is".

apparently all of the reviews that are deemed unchristian are games that are not based around the bible and fighting the devil with bible powers etc.

He starts off saying pong is hard-core which is well to say the least was true when it first came out; we have WoW and survival horror games; those are hard core now. Next thing you know hes going to be saying that we need to ethnically cleanse the world of all other false prophets ie other religions or some other bullsh1t like that.

Enfeebleness · #4 07-26-2008

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Originally Posted by killlah4

"but all the symbolism is very confusing since it was written by a Japanese guy)."

So because the guy is Japanese it's confusing? Makes sense..

Asian: Hey there.
Guy: *turning around* Hey.
Asian: What are you up to?
Guy: *Realizes who he's talking to* WHAT. ME NO SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE. YOU GO NOW.