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10-12-2009
|  | Contributor | | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: On uranus
Posts: 796
Reputation: 237 Level up: 4%, 1,058 Points needed |    | | | Programming jokes.
function GetALife(pUnit, Event)
if pUnit is inside
pUnit:MoveTo(Outdoors)
else
pUnit:gtfo(now)
end
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10-12-2009
|  | Emulation Moderator Legendary User | | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: EST
Posts: 2,285
Nominated 3 Times in 1 Post Reputation: 975 Points: 25,812, Level: 23 | Level up: 19%, 1,388 Points needed | | | ScriptKiddy * Kid = GetLocalNerd();
if(Kid->WantsEmuPower())
Kid->Copy&RenameArcEmu();
else
Kid->ComplainOnForums();
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10-12-2009
| | Contributor | | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: On uranus
Posts: 796
Reputation: 237 Level up: 4%, 1,058 Points needed | | | | if($girl['looks'] == "hot"){
if($beer == "cold"){
$life = "Sorted!";
}elseif(function_exists($girl_get_beer) == true){
if(msg_send ($girl['job_que'], 1, 'Get me a beer out of the fridge!') === false){
$life = "Get a new girl!";
}
}else{
array_push($girl['functions'], 'get_beer');
}
}else{
$life = "Get a new girl!";
}
echo $life; |
10-12-2009
| | Sergeant Major | | | Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 150
Reputation: 30 Level up: 27%, 369 Points needed | | | Quote: |
Kid->Copy&RenameArcEmu();
| I'm pretty sure the ampersand isn't allowed in method names. But, let us leave qq regarding syntax behind; mostly because I'll probably fail at it as well.
Fag * f = getPoster();
if(f->name == "Jordan")
{
f->Ban("Quit being an ass and an idiot");
}
... Oh snap; memleakz!
Something * s = getRandomThing();
Fixx0r * f = getRandomFix0r();
if(s->isNotMemoryRelated && f->sezitsa("MEMLEAKZ!"))
{
f->Ban("L2Terminology, Jordan.");
}
Last edited by Kirth; 10-12-2009 at 04:10 PM.
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10-12-2009
|  | Contributor | | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 80
Reputation: 91 Level up: 82%, 90 Points needed | | | | Haha nice, sorry I don't have anything to contribute though. I'm bad at jokes |
10-12-2009
|  | Site Donator | | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Central Florida
Posts: 175
Reputation: 23 Level up: 77%, 116 Points needed | | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris-h11  Haha nice, sorry I don't have anything to contribute though. I'm bad at jokes | cout << "fail";
__________________ Feel free to contact me if you need help or would like to assist me in one of my many projects.  |
10-12-2009
| | Banned | | | Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 1,412
Reputation: 179 Level up: 49%, 567 Points needed | | | Code: mov ax, 1337
cmp ax, 1337
jne fail ; not rillllllllly needed...
call sub_1337000 ; leetness :O
fail:
int 14h ; plz stop
Hahahahhaha.. no.
Last edited by Clain; 10-12-2009 at 10:52 PM.
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10-13-2009
| | Contributor | | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: On uranus
Posts: 796
Reputation: 237 Level up: 4%, 1,058 Points needed | | | | int main() {
father.release();
mother.get(pregnant);
char** baby = new char* [BABY_LIFE_MAX];
myBaby Baby;
while (!Baby.is_born)
Baby.add(cells);
int i = 0;
if (Baby.is_born)
while (!Baby.eof())
baby[i] = 0x1;
return dead; |
10-14-2009
| | New User | | | Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Canada
Posts: 38
Reputation: 1 Level up: 46%, 216 Points needed | | | | lmfao @ the last one.
Since my jokes would be terrible (bad sense of humor+lack of programming knowledge), I'll just sit back and watch. |
10-14-2009
| | Master Sergeant | | | Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 139
Reputation: 56 Level up: 96%, 20 Points needed | | | Code: static bool isNoob(Poster poster, string message)
{
if (message.ToUpper() == message)
return true;
else if (isBrokenEnglish(message))
return true;
else if (poster.GetReputation() > 5 && int.Parse(poster.GetJoinDate().Split(' ')[1]) <= 2008)
{
return true;
}
else if (message.Contains("how to") || message.Contains("gm plis") || message.Contains("hilp mi") || message.Contains("hilp repack"))
{
return true;
}
else
return false;
}
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4 Weeks Ago
|  | Sergeant | | | Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 61
Reputation: 15 Level up: 26%, 371 Points needed | | | Code: Me m;
if(m.IsBored())
{
bool stillbored = m.MakePost()->InThread("Programming jokes.");
if(stillbored)
m.RollHeadOnKeyboard();
else
m.DoSomethingUseful();
}
else
m.DoSomethingUseful();
Code: bool WannaAnswer()
{
Me m;
if(m.EnglishSucks()) //Most cases lol...
{
Text* txt = m.WriteText();
m.OpenDictionary();
txt.CheckEverySingleWord();
if(txt.SeemsToBeOkay())
{
if(m.PushSubmit()) //Serverside exception? O.o
return true;
else
return false;
}
else
{
txt.CheckEverySingleWord();
if(m.PushSubmit()) //Serverside exception? O.o
return true;
else
return false;
}
}
else
{
m.WriteText();
if(m.PushSubmit()) //Serverside exception? O.o
return true;
else
return false;
}
}
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4 Weeks Ago
|  | MMOwned WebDev Legendary User | | | Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 1,909
Nominated 5 Times in 1 Post Reputation: 1029 Points: 22,637, Level: 21 | Level up: 15%, 1,363 Points needed | | | Code: bool ThreadIsWin(int threadId)
{
return (new Thread(threadId)).ContainsUser("Apoc");
}
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4 Weeks Ago
| | New User | | | Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 20
Reputation: 1 Level up: 75%, 103 Points needed | | | | Lol not gonna lie haven't seen these b4 | |
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